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[otaku_hitman]

That had to be the hottest Bizarre Jelly DVD yet. Shit. Can't wait for the next one. More mecha, more magical girls. Epic.

So anyway, work still sucks. That shellfish place just isn't cutting it. Damn the old job payed so much better. Too bad it was a scam. Probably the only thing I enjoy more than anime.

I need a better job. Fuck.

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[5kpercent-dead.livejournal.com]

You'll get a better job when you can perform your current job with better productivity and efficient nature.

[otaku-hitman.livejournal.com]

Hey, I do my job just fine.


.... Wait, do I know you?

[5kpercent-dead.livejournal.com]

So you think. Are you your own employer? No. I don't think so. Therefore, you can't say what your employer thinks, because you don't know.

I don't know. Do you? Hm?

[otaku-hitman.livejournal.com]

Technicality. I'm doing just fine.

Eh.

[5kpercent-dead.livejournal.com]

I think I'll be the judge of that, Mister Touchdown.

[otaku-hitman.livejournal.com]

I don't think so. You're not that hot chick that gave me the job.

[5kpercent-dead.livejournal.com]

You're going to career counseling then? That's a step up. What is it that you do again?

[otaku-hitman.livejournal.com]

Nah, none of this career shit. A part time job is just fine.

[5kpercent-dead.livejournal.com]

I was unaware of anyone picking better part time positions than me. Perhaps I'd better find this 'chick' myself.

At least you're not confusing your way of passing time with your reputation.

[otaku-hitman.livejournal.com]

Whatever. I separate work and play just fine.

[5kpercent-dead.livejournal.com]

You're such a good boy, Travis.
What, you want a cookie, or some shit like that?

[otaku-hitman.livejournal.com]

Oh I'd take a cookie, Sylvia, just not from you. You fuckin scammed me, bitch.

[5kpercent-dead.livejournal.com]

I hear pent up hostility is dangerous. Perhaps you just read it all the wrong way. Or perhaps you just can't read at all.

[otaku-hitman.livejournal.com]

Listen, bitch. You played me. I'm angry.

And my brother?!

[5kpercent-dead.livejournal.com]

I would not call it playing you. I was playing with you, Travis.

What of him? Do you miss him?

[otaku-hitman.livejournal.com]

Fuck this.

No. You were married to him!!!

[5kpercent-dead.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh, are you really so angry? I liked playing with you.

I didn't know that you needed to know about my personal life, Travis~. Are you jealous? Hee.

[otaku-hitman.livejournal.com]

Yanno what. Fuck you.

[ooc: he'll get over it eventually XD]

[5kpercent-dead.livejournal.com]

Such anger~.

[ooc: she likes it, ;D]