otaku_hitman: (fuck off)
Shit, this place is weirder than Santa Destroy could ever hope to be. At least the video stores stays open in this.

( This guy seriously needs some bffs D: )
otaku_hitman: (MOE~)
I need a smoking hot date for the prom. Who's single?
otaku_hitman: (mirror)
A prom, huh. Never went to one. But to see hot chicks in hot dresses? I'm game.

Now who needs a date? Travis Touchdown's a single man.
otaku_hitman: (work sucks)
Man this place sucks more and more everyday. At least in Santa Destroy, there was a temp agency with more variety. Fuck I should get out more.
otaku_hitman: (well shit)
Oh fuck no. Pink belongs on moe! It looks great on Strawberry. Very good.
otaku_hitman: (grin)
Oh this place is so tacky! It needs more pink! That'll make it absolutely fabulous for sure!
otaku_hitman: (well shit)
Well shit. That was my last pair of clean boxers. Can't you thieves just take the dirty ones and return them clean? Fuck.

This better not be your idea of a reverse-panty raid.
otaku_hitman: (fold arms)
So I finally met this hot chick at the bar and she was really into me. Well until that damn earthquake hit and I spilled my booze all over her. Fuck.

There're reasons I left California and this is one of them.
otaku_hitman: (MOE~)
MOE~~

<< OOC: Yeah Travis has been turned into a teenage girl XD >>
otaku_hitman: (ow)
a;lwtehpoaiwgpoiahwethqpowaehtpsafoih I did not do that ALL week even if it was sweet, but still APOWITFPOAHWTGOIPFUHWAFNH;ZSODN

Fuuuuck.

Feb. 10th, 2009 08:01 pm
otaku_hitman: (surprised)
;apjiwtfgpoiwahpofgawpfha Fuck fuck fuck fuck. The hell is wrong with me today?

Of all people to wanna fuck bang like a bass drum get a boner over get with, it just had to be that bitch, dinnit? Why can't it be some hot magical girl or a catgirl? They gotta exist somewhere. Fuuuuck.

I need to find a better chick. Who's single?
otaku_hitman: (work sucks)
Well I think I got my fill of porn last week. Although note to self, never go to the local titty bar on Thursdays. It's a sausage fest! Fuck that was a surprise. Now for work tomorrow. Shit.

Also, why the fuck are there flowers everywhere?
otaku_hitman: (MOE~)
Man, I need a good fight and some good porn afterward. Now that's the way to live!
otaku_hitman: (well shit)
The damn toilet overflowed last night. Fuck fuck fuck. At least it didn't do much damage. Not even Hotel No More Heroes had such shitty cans.

Eh. Could be worse. Although after that full moon, even dear old Santa Destroy looks pleasant. Don't tell me that shit's normal here...
otaku_hitman: (work sucks)
That had to be the hottest Bizarre Jelly DVD yet. Shit. Can't wait for the next one. More mecha, more magical girls. Epic.

So anyway, work still sucks. That shellfish place just isn't cutting it. Damn the old job payed so much better. Too bad it was a scam. Probably the only thing I enjoy more than anime.

I need a better job. Fuck.
otaku_hitman: (well shit)
Thought I saw a ghost from the past. Fuckin hell. The past never leaves, does it?

Anyway, so I hear there's a new Glastonberry game coming out. Fuckin sweet. Hella gonna get that when it comes out.
otaku_hitman: (MOE~)
So I met this really hot girl at Gibraltar Video. Still not as good as Beef Head Video but they had Pure White Lovers Bizarre Jelly. That show is sweet.

And that guy at Hotdog on a Stick is really weird. Yeah, I smell like shellfish, that doesn't mean you shouldn't tell me what my damn total is. Freak.
otaku_hitman: (jeane)
So I got this temp part-time job from this really hot chick at the agency. Turns out the jobs pretty shitty. Peeling shrimp all day at the seafood place on the beach. Hell. I come home smellin like seafood. It drives Jeane wild.

Doesn't pay as much as the last job but it pays the bills and buys anime (The new Pure White Lovers Bizarre Jelly DVD's coming out soon. Sweet).

Just hope this place doesn't turn out to be another Santa Destroy. That place fuckin sucks.

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