Fuuuuck.

[otaku_hitman]

;apjiwtfgpoiwahpofgawpfha Fuck fuck fuck fuck. The hell is wrong with me today?

Of all people to wanna fuck bang like a bass drum get a boner over get with, it just had to be that bitch, dinnit? Why can't it be some hot magical girl or a catgirl? They gotta exist somewhere. Fuuuuck.

I need to find a better chick. Who's single?

Comments

[5kpercent-dead.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhhh! Travis! ♥ I didn't know you thought of me so highly! How absolutely wonderful!
You do need such a wonderful woman at your side.

[otaku-hitman.livejournal.com]

a;wtep;waetfgphwafhaw This means nothing. Absolutely nothing!

But you're so incredibly hot I'd bang you into the ground.

[5kpercent-dead.livejournal.com]

You say zat, but I am not sure you mean it. I t'ink you should be a little more honest with yourself. It's all right to t'ink I am wonderful. I am pretty wonderful.

And yes, I am quite hot. ♥ I do not t'ink you are bad either, hot stuff. You always try to act like you are hot shit, and you are just like a teddy bear.

[otaku-hitman.livejournal.com]

Oh shit! oh shit! oh shit!

Right here, right now.

[5kpercent-dead.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a very good idea. Consider me there.

[otaku-hitman.livejournal.com]

Seriously? No tricks or strings attached?

Sweet.

[5kpercent-dead.livejournal.com]

I will be nice to you, Travis. No strings. That is okay, yes? After all, it is not as though I do not like you.

[otaku-hitman.livejournal.com]

Oh shit! Packin the heat! I'll be right over. Wear something sexy.

[5kpercent-dead.livejournal.com]

I thought you would prefer that I did not wear anyt'ing at all?

[otaku-hitman.livejournal.com]

Oh fuck yes.