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Shit, this place is weirder than Santa Destroy could ever hope to be. At least the video stores stays open in this.
( This guy seriously needs some bffs D: )
( This guy seriously needs some bffs D: )
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A prom, huh. Never went to one. But to see hot chicks in hot dresses? I'm game.
Now who needs a date? Travis Touchdown's a single man.
Now who needs a date? Travis Touchdown's a single man.
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Man this place sucks more and more everyday. At least in Santa Destroy, there was a temp agency with more variety. Fuck I should get out more.
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Oh this place is so tacky! It needs more pink! That'll make it absolutely fabulous for sure!
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Well shit. That was my last pair of clean boxers. Can't you thieves just take the dirty ones and return them clean? Fuck.
This better not be your idea of a reverse-panty raid.
This better not be your idea of a reverse-panty raid.
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So I finally met this hot chick at the bar and she was really into me. Well until that damn earthquake hit and I spilled my booze all over her. Fuck.
There're reasons I left California and this is one of them.
There're reasons I left California and this is one of them.
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Fuck fuck fuck apouihwteduhsf;oi
a;lwtehpoaiwgpoiahwethqpowaehtpsafoih I did not do that ALL week even if it was sweet, but still APOWITFPOAHWTGOIPFUHWAFNH;ZSODN
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Fuuuuck.
;apjiwtfgpoiwahpofgawpfha Fuck fuck fuck fuck. The hell is wrong with me today?
Of all people to wannafuck bang like a bass drum get a boner over get with, it just had to be that bitch, dinnit? Why can't it be some hot magical girl or a catgirl? They gotta exist somewhere. Fuuuuck.
I need to find a better chick. Who's single?
Of all people to wanna
I need to find a better chick. Who's single?
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Well I think I got my fill of porn last week. Although note to self, never go to the local titty bar on Thursdays. It's a sausage fest! Fuck that was a surprise. Now for work tomorrow. Shit.
Also, why the fuck are there flowers everywhere?
Also, why the fuck are there flowers everywhere?
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Man, I need a good fight and some good porn afterward. Now that's the way to live!
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The damn toilet overflowed last night. Fuck fuck fuck. At least it didn't do much damage. Not even Hotel No More Heroes had such shitty cans.
Eh. Could be worse. Although after that full moon, even dear old Santa Destroy looks pleasant. Don't tell me that shit's normal here...
Eh. Could be worse. Although after that full moon, even dear old Santa Destroy looks pleasant. Don't tell me that shit's normal here...