;apjiwtfgpoiwahpofgawpfha Fuck fuck fuck fuck. The hell is wrong with me today?
Of all people to wanna fuckbang like a bass drumget a boner over get with, it just had to be that bitch, dinnit? Why can't it be some hot magical girl or a catgirl? They gotta exist somewhere. Fuuuuck.
Well I think I got my fill of porn last week. Although note to self, never go to the local titty bar on Thursdays. It's a sausage fest! Fuck that was a surprise. Now for work tomorrow. Shit.
That had to be the hottest Bizarre Jelly DVD yet. Shit. Can't wait for the next one. More mecha, more magical girls. Epic.
So anyway, work still sucks. That shellfish place just isn't cutting it. Damn the old job payed so much better. Too bad it was a scam. Probably the only thing I enjoy more than anime.
So I met this really hot girl at Gibraltar Video. Still not as good as Beef Head Video but they had Pure White Lovers Bizarre Jelly. That show is sweet.
And that guy at Hotdog on a Stick is really weird. Yeah, I smell like shellfish, that doesn't mean you shouldn't tell me what my damn total is. Freak.
So I got this temp part-time job from this really hot chick at the agency. Turns out the jobs pretty shitty. Peeling shrimp all day at the seafood place on the beach. Hell. I come home smellin like seafood. It drives Jeane wild.
Doesn't pay as much as the last job but it pays the bills and buys anime (The new Pure White Lovers Bizarre Jelly DVD's coming out soon. Sweet).
Just hope this place doesn't turn out to be another Santa Destroy. That place fuckin sucks.